Guest blogger series : Part 1

So I thought, rambling everyday about myself was getting a bit too strange. People (probably out of sheer compulsion) are "feeding-back" quite well though! :p

The one person who had a complaint ( "the theme of my template hurts the eye" ) is the first person to post in my GUEST BLOG series! :D

Author : Ranju !
Title : Conspiracy Theory of the Squishy Blob Called Brain

"I don’t know what I could write that is relevant to this blog! Not that I don’t care for the country’s condition or its bureaucrats, I mean, I do. But it is basically very hard for me to stick with a single idea and go on with it. If we ever get to talk, you’ll know what I mean. Thoughts fly in and out at the speed of light, and it is hard to keep a track of ‘em. My justification for my madness, I am a free-thinker!

Everybody has their madness. (Food for thought)

Ok, so Mahi told me, I could write about anything. That in view, this is gonna be very random and probably a little controversial too!

Day before (actually I’m not too sure when, I saw it in yesterday’s paper and the TV), our union health mister, Ghulam Nabi Azad, passed a vivid statement about gay sex. He said, “Admi admi se sex karta hai” at which point I burst out laughing and could not bear to hear any further! But I got the gist of it from the papers. He basically thought it was a disease that spread to India from the west. Of course he “clarified” later! Anyways, it hardly matters what he said and clarified. My thought basically dwells on the Gay part of it.

Being Gay, contrary to popular belief, isn’t genetic. Oprah thinks it is because of childhood events and influences. I am gonna go with Oprah’s opinion. Firstly, she is always rite ;) and secondly, childhood influences do play an important role in defining sexual preferences of an individual (at least with bees!). And since 98% of the DNA is the same for all living organisms, humans could act like bees. (duuuh)

But, why do you suppose humans are allowing such impressions?

A race, any race, tries to proliferate. Pursuing sexual interests with the opposite gender is hardwired into our brains. And to overlook the hardwired data in our genetic models and practice an alternative sexual pattern is quite an intrigue.
Now my theory for such behavior is as follows:

Premise:
Our genetic material is vastly diluted at the moment due to the atrocious increase in population.

Assumption:
Brain I consider is a being in itself. We are mere puppets in the hands of our brain (explains most of my actions! :D).

Conclusion:
So I think, with this alternative sexual pattern, our brain is only trying to conserve our race by limiting the proliferation, selecting the best out of its vast pool; selecting the strongest genes.
So even without knowing it, most of us are actually the fittest! Isn’t that something?! "

P.S. When I told Ranju she could write about ANYTHING! I never imagined I was getting into THIS ! Ha ha!


Disclaimer : All theories appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to science or facts, is purely coincidental.

Day 5 !